Cheering you up is my job. 

• Ted: What's wrong?
• Robin: Nothing.
• Ted: Just tell me.
• Robin: Why do you need to know so bad?
• Ted: So I can cheer you up.
• Robin: It's not your job to cheer me up.
• Ted: Yes, it is. Cheering you up is my job.
• Robin: Well, then, you're fired.
• Ted: You can't fire me. I'm union, bitch.